LADY IN THE BOTTOM OF AN EMPTY BOTTLE Lady in the bottom Of an empty bottle A picture on a coaster Wet from a toast or two My eyes are red And yours are blue My love is diluted In a sinking pool of Gin and vermouth One hundred proof She’s gone She left me here And I was wrong Lady in the bottom Of an empty bottle Calling up to me With a well-drawn smile I lost my love So tonight I’ll Spend the night with you Lady in the bottom Of an empty bottle Calling up to me With the promise I will Feel no pain When I taste your lips My love’s leaving Has brought me to this Hold me tight So I won’t miss the Lady In an empty bottle I hold the glass It’s all I have When she is out of reach Words won’t keep her When the words are lies And the promises are weak The bottles of potion Of stolen devotion Each drink it contains Deceives me My mistress a bottle And tonight I’ll Drink her deep © McGie/Lundquist